10) I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.
9) I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
8) Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
7) Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
6) What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
5) Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."
4) Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
3) You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
2) Hey baby, wan ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
1) My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality!

• Q) What did the dog sound like when it ran into a wall?
  A) Doog!
• Q) Use apple juice in a sentence!
  A) I was running when I dropped my moms crystalware, she screamed "APOJUCE!"
• Q) Use hostess in a sentence?
  A) When u answer the phone what do you say? "Whosethis!"
• Q) Use helicopter in a sentence?
  A) I went to a police convention and I saw "hella-cop-dere"!
• Q) Why is San Francisco, Daly City, Skyline, and parts of the mountain always so foggy?
  A) Because Filipino always leave their rice cookers on!
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Filipino Vocabulary IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO!

1. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
   I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
2. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT,and DETAIL in a sentence.
   DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.
3. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
   I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
4. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
   Jack and Jill got married on June 1, 1997. So on June 1, 1998, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
5. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
   Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.
6. Use IRAQ, IRAN, and EGYPT in a sentence.
   IRAQ is bigger than a stone. IRAN faster than my friend. EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
7. Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
   PAUL, be carePAUL, before you PAUL in the PAUL.
8. Use CUISINE in a sentence.
   I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a CUISINE math.
9. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
   At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.
10. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
    Ring, ring.....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
11. Use TOENAIL in a sentence
    To get to Kaneohe, you must go through Wilson Toenail.
12. Use PENIS in a sentence.
    Before my boy go outside and play, I tell him to penis his homework.
13. Use EMPIRE in a sentence.
    Ready! Aim! EMPIRE!!!
14. Use DEFICIT in a sentence.
    When I go to the pool, I check out how DEFICIT.
15. Use HOSTESS in a sentence.
    Hello? Hello? HOSTESS?!!